Tuesday, 28 December 2010

Christmas Eve's Fail!

Christmas Eve!
We decided we would spend Christmas with some Friends of ours on there HUGE Quinta on the outsides of Monterrey. As it was Christmas Eves dinner i desided to wear a short flufffy black drees and high hels, which ended up being a bad decision.
Since we had just eaten turkey a few days befor on a friends christmas dinner we decided a change would be good and got pollo loco isnted. ( A Mexican Fast food Company).
As we got to the house one of my parents friend was going to go get some Tamales ( which for the record I HATE!!!!! ) and he needed someone to go with him, and ofcourse my mom sugested mi! GRRR... She came with him and asked me if i wanted to go, I invented a quick excuse but my mom insisted and next thing i knew i was in the car.
As the car started he turned on his mp3 and procided to plug it on the car i thought he would put calmed christmas music or something like that, since it was Christmas Eve, But ohh i was so wrong. As he prest play I almost have a nervous brake down! The music that was playing was no more than RANCHERO music! The only type of music I CANT STAND! and just to make it even better it was HIM singuing and the music was loud enough to make me deaf! i tried to think about anything that would get mi mind of this music! I even tried faking a phone call for him to turn it of, Which work for a few minutes but then the music was back.
After about half an hour of ear torture he picks up this 2 kids from the street, one about 20 and the other 12, i was like...umm wtf...They end up being the kids of the people that were giving us the tamales. We werent even going to a real store to get them!.
We parked in front of there house and i asked if i could stay in the car but he refuced to let me and opend the door for me as he keeped on doing for the rest of the night!, so I, with a mini drees, in the middle of the cold, whent to some strangers house. As we entered the whole family was there grandparents, fathers, mothers, aunts, kids, etc. All drest sloopy and looking at me like a fish out of watter. After sitting down and hearing them talking for about 20 minutes they asked us if we wanted to eat, i quickly told them i was completly full, which i was but also saying it since i HATED tameles! But, next thing u know they were opening the chair for me to sit on it. I sat in the table as they brought the tamales and put them in front of me, all staring at me to see if i liked them (The truth is...i dont even know how u eat them, they first and only time i tried them i bit it with the corn peel and everything, so i kind of learnt my lesson with that) I took of the peel and decided i had to get it over with so i started eating it...pucking inside, traying not to show too manny face expresions and drinking some groos pure sugar drink, soon enough i was done! and it was finally time for Good byes and for another 5 million kisses and handshakes. As we got back in the car the 20 something year old son was gonna help us to find our way to the main street once he got of the car my dads friend looks at me and he says " Ester you really do Miracles!!!!!" i was like...wtf " what do u mean" Hes like " Well this kid has never taken of that discousting ear piercing, and today after he had seen you i told him you hated when guys had ear piercing and the first thing he did was go to his room and take them of." i was like " WHAT THE FUCK!! you LIED!" and he was like " haha well in mexico earing look really bad and bla bla bla"!! and i was like " well everyboddy has to be free to get there own style and if they like it good for them!. " and then he prest the play button! DEATH came to me and the ranchero music mixed with his voice penetrated my earss as we got to a red light with lots of diferent rails a black car passed in front of us with about 5 guys holding guns, about 4 cars behind us was the police the cars beside ours started alerting the police of the narcos, the cops car lights turned on and all the cars behind us started beeping since there was probably gonna be a shotting and everyboddy started skipping the red lights and almost crashing in a quite moviesh style! soon enough we were far from there, as we got to the gate of the house i opend the car door to move the gate, He stooped me! and said that " Girsl dont opend gates! The man do it" Ughhh i hate, hate, hate, HATE! when people treat me like that, when they opend the car door for you, pull out the chair, and treat you like a handicaped person! I like having the freddom to be crazzy and not having to act like a Princes! But, oh well, back to my story; as we got home everyboddy was waiting for us to start eating and had been eating chipps whille they waited so when we came back everyboddys hunger was done and 3 whole chikens were left uneaten. And the rest of the night completly sucked!! :)

And this was my 2010 Christmas Eve!

Merry Christmas!!! i hope you had a better one!!

2 comments:

  1. Nice!! now i know what to bring you for late cmas..
    Tamales!! :P
    <3 the tale btw

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  2. HAHAH Ester i was laughing the whole time while reading this!!!! This is so much more entertaining then your previous posts!! I hope to be reading many more posts like this!! I love you!!

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